MEN ONLY!

The difference between Men and Women's shopping habits are as wide as the Grand Canyon and then some.

Women love to shop and shop they do, as often as they can. Their shopping consists of going to a mall and starting at one end and not stopping until they reach the other end. They look at every rack and table in each store, especially the clearance items. If they can get a good deal, their successful. That is not the whole idea at all though. Just spending a day browsing all the stores with all the items is the whole point, even if they don't actually buy anything at all, which would be rare indeed but not unheard of. They mainly just love the very activity of shopping.

Now Men on the other hand are a completely different animal all together. They hate shopping with a passion. If they have no women to do their shopping for them, which they would vastly prefer, they are forced to actually get in the car and go to that damn crowded place with far, far too many people in the way to get what they need. They go with a mental list of maybe three items, at most. They know beforehand exactly which stores have what they need and go straight there without even looking in the windows of any of the other stores on the way. They walk into the store, get what they need, pay for it and walk out. When they get everything they need, it's back to the car and back home without stopping anywhere else at all, unless it's to get gas or something else they need.

Now knowing these facts as the absolute truth brings to mind a completely new idea for a viable business. Now listen up readers. If any of you read this and run out and make your millions with my great idea, I get a percentage for thinking it up.

It would be a "MEN ONLY" store. A perfect name would be "MEN". No women allowed at all. In fact, it would be a drive through operation. A man would drive up, a pretty young women (well of course! Did you think otherwise?) would ask you what you need. Lets say you needed some pants, a shirt and some shoes. She would ask you if those were dress pants or casual, then ask you if you wanted colored socks or white, then ask you if you wanted fancy, work or athletic shoes. A conveyer belt would roll the items up. You would then pay and off you go. Happy as a lark. The whole thing might take 5 minutes at the most.

Now the only real problem I have thought of is us men have a hell of a time going shopping, no matter how easy it is. So like everything else having to do with men, we would have to be trained by the professionals (Women, of course).

So, there it is folks.....

"MEN"
"The store for everything the average man wants or needs"